Rusty Kramer

The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then she gives the man a blowjob.

I decided to screw my girlfriend while she was on her period, and then she gave me a blowjob. I laughed and told her she just got a Rusty Kramer. Then I cock-slapped her.

by Huge Cock January 25, 2007

willie kramer

to face fuck someone while asleep on a couch or bed unknowingly

"dude I fell asleep at that party last night and got a willie kramer."

by bobsanch September 25, 2008

Hot Kramer

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.

shitty shitty bang bang

by honey bear April 20, 2004

Kramered

to be thick enough to put smarties in coke over ur computer and watch it explode.

crap i didnt know if i kramered my computer would be destroyed.

by senur2010 September 19, 2007

Cosmo Kramer

A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.

Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?

Me: Cosmo Kramer.

Aaron: Why?

Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.

by Girls ❤️ shafts July 18, 2019

the Harry Kramer

Having sex with a girl after taking half a shot of Bacardi, drinking one Smirnoff ice, and taking a single sip of bud light lime

Dude I totally pulled the Harry Kramer on that girl last night

by WillmaDickfit September 20, 2014

Mitch Kramer

A guy who got his ass whooped by one of the seniors. A freshman kid who proves the Seniors that he could be cool too and it turned out right. LIKE COME ON GUYS! STOP WHAT YA DOING AND WATCH DAZED AND CONFUZED! :)

Sarah:Man that Mitch Kramer guy is cute.

Hannah: the guy is a freshman. He's a lil baby

Sarah: so what...he's adorable...Hannah hook me up with this guy.

by Ms.mayhem February 17, 2019