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Rusty Kramer

When a chick blows you after you screw her while she's on the rag.
I gave this girl the Rusty Kramer the other night. It was pretty sick.
Rusty Kramer by Ned Kennedy October 13, 2004

K.K.Kramer 

Someone who seems cool, but then blows up and goes off on racist rants.
Her boyfriend seemed cool, but then this Asian guy cut us off in traffic and we turned into K.K.Kramer.
K.K.Kramer by Anthony Wilson December 7, 2006

Rusty Kramer

The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then she gives the man a blowjob.
I decided to screw my girlfriend while she was on her period, and then she gave me a blowjob. I laughed and told her she just got a Rusty Kramer. Then I cock-slapped her.
Rusty Kramer by Huge Cock January 25, 2007

willie kramer 

to face fuck someone while asleep on a couch or bed unknowingly
"dude I fell asleep at that party last night and got a willie kramer."
willie kramer by bobsanch September 25, 2008

Hot Kramer 

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.
shitty shitty bang bang
Hot Kramer by honey bear April 20, 2004

Cosmo Kramer

A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.
Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?

Me: Cosmo Kramer.

Aaron: Why?

Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.