kraft mac 'n' cheese

God's gift to Earth.

Fuck I'm hungry, time to crack open the kraft mac 'n' cheese!

by bazillionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.

by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018

Collin Kraft

Mansplainer

Collin Kraft is a Mansplainer

by Yourentiremother2 March 1, 2023

Kraft dinner

When you go for a massage but have sex with the workers instead.

I ordered the Kraft dinner at that shady massage place.

by Waradvisor September 6, 2019

That's Kraft

A reference to the level of "cheesy" or "lameness" of a statement or situation

If you see a woman walking down the street with a tiny, shaky dog in an over sized purse, you might say "That's Kraft" to the friend sitting next to you.

Can be used for any other "cheesy" situation

by PapaPJoeMama January 20, 2011

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020