Kliff

A shelf from a certain store or place

You probably got that shit straight off the kliff at Walmart

by Brett the great NCG October 31, 2016

keffered

The art of grabbing a ram sheep by the horns and the scrotum with both hands, and tossing like a sack of potatoes.

You'd better watch out son, you're about to get keffered.

by alsonotherbert April 6, 2017

klefansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Klaus Mikaelson and Stefan Salvatore.

Klaus and Stefan are so hot.
-omg u are klefansexual

by To and Tvd fan January 20, 2021

keffing

A new word on the streets meaning masturbation over ones own faeces to intoxication...

Boca was keffing over his mother.

by NuKeZ December 10, 2004

kleffbag

Someone who has way surpassed the levels of douchebag, fucker or motherfucker. Partially derived from Cleft denoting a birth defect. A Kleffbag is the mother of all assholes, a level at which can only be reached from a severe mental birth defect.

I heard he was a real asshole, but I'd say he's more of a kleffbag

by GRBrewsday January 23, 2011

Georgia O'Keeffe Party

An all female party.

Laura: Hey, how did last night go?
Hannah: Oh, it was a total Georgia O'Keeffe party.
Stacey: What's that mean?
Laura: It's the opposite of a sausage fest.
Hannah: Totally lame.

by Lala3000 April 4, 2009

klu klux Kliff

a really gay kid who goes to episcopal and blows at baseball. He tries to talk shit to pat mullen and doesn't reallizied he would get fucked up. he looks like Beavis with acne.

Yo look at Klu Klux Kliff, what a faget

by beavis March 21, 2005