Kinder Surprise 

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

Kinder Surprise by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

kinder schlagen 

the act of beating up a child repeatedly

Bob kinder schlagened John.

kinder schlagen by tothexpower January 11, 2009

kinder buenos 

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

kinder buenos by lengstyll April 18, 2022

Kinder Surprise 

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

Kinder Surprise by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

Kinder egg by Triple J April 26, 2005

Kinder-bat 

A gothic human being.

Wow Stu!!! That chick is dressed like a kinderbat!

Kinder-bat by Hilary December 2, 2003

Kinder surprise 

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

Kinder surprise by Tysonguy November 30, 2015