Kicked in the nuts

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kickpebble

A term to denote mild disappointment, embarrassment, or even just simple boredom in a text environment.

Taken from children's cartoons, where a character down on his luck or with nothing better to do might sigh and kick a pebble down the street.

AC: So how'd your date with the girl from Beijing go?

HMB: It was okay. She's really nice, and we went around and saw some cool places in the city. But she lives pretty far away so...

AC: Yeah, long distance relationships could be tough.

HMB: Yep.

AC:

HMB:

AC:

HMB (breaking the silence): *kickpebble*

by HMB August 8, 2009

nigger kickers

shoes that are meant solely for kicking niggers. These shoes provide the comfort that is needed when you have to kick a nigger or two or even any nigger that you see.

I was very angry last night, so I put on my nigger kickers and went outdoors and kicked some niggers. I had quite the experience with the nigger kickers as my feet were quite comfortable during the kicking.

by The Nigger Kicker November 8, 2008

kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.

Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.

by TheDarkHarlequin June 15, 2007

puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

by phi April 25, 2004

kicker paper

a small paper about business card thickness that you roll put in the mouth piece end of spliffs/joints so that you can smoke down to the roach without burning your fingers

stoner 1: 'hey man twist that shit up'

stoner 2: 'man you got any kicker paper?'

stoner 1: 'yeah man here's my old mans business card'

stoner 2: 'allllrigggght now we can put a mouth piece on diss spleeeeiiff and blaze it all up'

by c.h.man December 31, 2009

kickleaving

Verb for kicking leaves. Pronounced ku-clee-veeng.

I'm going kickleaving later today!
Do you want to kickleave with me?

by Autumnal leaves October 20, 2020