Kayaking

kayaking is akin to motorboating but with small breasts

I was kayaking this flat chick last night. I had a weird half chub.

by Juciy jamba December 25, 2018

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

Kayaking

slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian sex with another woman.

Kostas didn't realize that when his wife went "kayaking", her partner was kayaking HER!

by Morphy December 14, 2003

Darien Kazakov

A genuine rocker elf-girl. Usually seen in dark places, DJing at crazy places in Second Life. Prone to copious typos and wardrobe malfunctions, she hides it all in a shell of glorious metal glory. She cherishes those close to her, sharing her metal-sickness with them. Often called Rockstar, she can often be found stealing underpants at night- thus earning her the nickname Feral underpant-Elf. Treat with caution and dont get her wet after midnight. Also known as Dar-bear, Darbobble, and DarDar. She hangs around Willys.

I swear that elf that just stole my underpants reminded me of Darien Kazakov

by DarienKaz January 1, 2012

Congo Kayak

When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.

Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.

by Gmal14 November 18, 2015

kayaking

The act of paddling or surfing a kayak. In a kayak you sit flat with the legs straight out, and you typically use a kayak paddle with a blade on each end of the paddle, however a canoe paddle or hand fins or hands can be used. In solo kayaks you sit in the center of the kayak, and in tandem kayaks you sit either close together or more towards the end. There are lots of different types of kayaks to go kayaking in. These include but are not limited to white water play boats, river kayaks, sit on top kayaks, sea kayaks, expedition kayaks, and tandem kayaks.

I think some people prefer kayaking alone to canoeing with another person because they don't have to do all the work, when they are stuck with a jerk who refuses to paddle. In some cases they like the freedom of kayaking alone because it allows them to get very very far away from the person they are paddling with.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.

Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!

by Mealoil July 9, 2010