Brett Kavanaugh’ed

verb
To be sexually assaulted/raped but have no one believe you.

Last Halloween somebody Brett Kavanaugh’ed me at Squee and Toben’s party!
Yeah lol sure.

I got Brett Kavanaugh’ed on Roblox yesterday!
Hahahahaha nice joke

by panic! at the office October 4, 2018

kavanaugh

A threesome between two guys and a female where one guy is choking the female while the other guy is shoving drugs to his asshole.

-Ben is in the hospital
-Oh, why?
- He was out drinking last weekend and the kavanaugh he had burned his rectum

by jh100 October 2, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

Some guy who likes beer.

Brett Kavanaugh likes beer and farting in his yearbook.

by Andrew the textbook July 9, 2020

Kavanaugh

When you add new definitions to Urban Dictionary to make yourself look better.

Person 1) Look at that THOT
Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
Person 2). That’s some Kavanaugh bullshit.

by aninjaturtle September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh

to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.

The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.

by witchitalkingbout October 4, 2018

kavanaughty

When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Three Miller lites later I was pushing her around, getting kavanaughty.

by robbinsong September 28, 2018

Kavanaughing

Whining like an entitled, spoiled brat.

Stop Kavanaughing and eat your dinner.

Kavanaughing isn’t going to get you that promotion. If you don’t stop Kavanaughing , you’re going to your room.

by Macphoto September 29, 2018