a sketchy naval city disconnected from the rest of Russia. Formerly Konigsburg, Prussia, it became a shithole during the Soviet times and is home to the ugliest building in Europe (the House of the Soviets)
It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
Don't go to Kaliningrad, it's ugly as fuck.
by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010
Get the Kaliningrad mug.A person who might be “book smart” but who at times acts severely challenged in the real world. Often those around a Kolonius will be amused and confused by their contradictory behavior. One who serves as a living paradox that “no one this smart can be that big of a moron”.
A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius might stun those around them with their ability to model complex systems using physics or calculus, and at the same time will dumbfound spectators when said character tries to open a can of tuna with an umbrella.
A Kolonius will often concoct elaborate stories having no basis in reality as a sad attempt to cover up for their socially awkward behavior, such as this ludicrous explanation of a failed pick-up attempt:
“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.
A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
“I told her if she came home with me I’d photograph her naked in my basement! Uh, um…but then she had to leave because Santa Claus flew in on a vacuum cleaner and reminded me I left the oven on”.
A Kolonius will also multiply any quantity or endeavor to an absurd degree with each re-telling to make stories more sensational, and simultaneously blatantly untrue but hilarious: i.e. “Well I’d had about 43 Gin and Tonics”, or “Oh, that was the week I jogged out to the West Coast”.
by Wan Rodriguez December 15, 2008
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by angela February 14, 2005
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by Batman K. July 4, 2009
Get the Kalon mug.Normally a really sweet guy. Hes got a lot of goofy friends and enjoys being with them. Hes really cool, and hot too. Kalon is the best boyfriend ever.
by cherry123568 December 16, 2016
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him: Omg your amazing
her: No i'm not why do even talk to me I LIKE GLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him: you are such a Kalonee.
her: No i'm not why do even talk to me I LIKE GLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him: you are such a Kalonee.
by Lifekiller December 13, 2012
Get the Kalonee mug.1. A gang-miltia with industrial influence originating from suburban Connecticut (of all places). Members' outfits consisted of dark coats, face-concealing gasmasks, and black (preferrably steel-toed boots). The clan had plans of world domination at one point while the leader was under the influence of drug resins. After this temporary lack of sanity ended, the group shut down all operation and all members disbanded before Kalocin had ever completely intialized. The core-members later formed a philosophy project, Avesque.
2. A fictional drug from the book Andromeda Strain by Micheal Crichton: It will clense the body of all bacteria thus removing any bacterial diseas, but it also kills any person who takes it due to necessary bacteria and immunities within the body.
2. A fictional drug from the book Andromeda Strain by Micheal Crichton: It will clense the body of all bacteria thus removing any bacterial diseas, but it also kills any person who takes it due to necessary bacteria and immunities within the body.
Kalocin was never a real gang, the only illegal acts they committed were those of grafiti/vandalism, drug use, and trespassing. There was no drug dealing nor profit involved with Kalocin.
by Dekker Avesque January 21, 2005
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