Kalganism

The belief system that game balance is of non importance, in the face of blatant bias to one individual class, to benefit ones own personal enjoyment of a game.

Tom "Kalgan" Chilton is the creator of this belief system, and if one dares to contest him or the belief, its rumored Lightning bolts strike said person from the sky, further more if one speaks out against Kalganism on some forums its rumored the wow gods will lock the thread in their continued efforts to convert all to said belief system.

"I'm quite sure the pvp warrior I have will still be rockin' a s3 weapon within the first week despite this change." - Kalgan Lead Developer

He who doesnt submit to Kalganism, shall be striked down with a furry of nerf bats, all hail the warrior class! -Kalgan

by Mike8765 October 31, 2007

Kangaroo Spunk

A swear word used on Buffy's Keyboard. It is semen from a kangaroo

1. Is that kangaroo spunk on your cheek?
2. Andy works in the zoo and often has to analyze the kangaroos' spunk.

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

kangarooed

To get drunk, high, and buzzed all at once

hey wanna get kangarooed with me and linsey tomorrow

by _giggles_247 November 28, 2018

kangaroo fucker

a term to call an Aussie when you are mad at them.

**some Aussie guy is making fun of you**

you: shut up you kangaroo fucker

by TheHeffNerr February 9, 2006

kangarooier

Any region or place that, when compared to another, exhibits a considerably higher popluation of kangaroos.

"Wow. I always imagined the Victorian outback to be a lot kangarooier."

by ashlan July 29, 2005

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010

kangaroo screw

Something that is completely messed up.

Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.

by ChoobaChooba November 26, 2010