Worcester Kabob

Worcester Kabob- (Noun:) Multiple fish from the elm park pond on a heroine needle.

Worcester Kabob- (Noun:) I stuck the tip of a heroine needle in elm park pond and like five fish speared themselves with it trying to get a fix. It was like an addict fish kabob!!!

(all the fish in that pond are addicted to heroine because of the needles that get thrown in the pond when drug users are done.)

by OnThisShoreSide&FunGun April 11, 2011

douche-kabob

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

by ava27 November 12, 2013

Twat Kabob

A twat that is on a kabob. Used as an insult to express anger towards someone or something.

Sally is such a twat kabob, she never comes to my parties.

by ColeYoung January 5, 2008

Sex-Kabob

When your dick exceeds the length of the eiffel tower and can fit one of every race on it. It often slices through 9/10 pelvises on the dick but lets the last human survive.

Girl 1 "James' dick is so large, he can fit all races on his dick at once!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"

by i>you27 July 31, 2012

Polish Kabob

An old Chinese's toucher method to get people to talk. its when they would Shoot long bamboo strips in to the shaft of the male penis. OUCH THATS GOTTA STING.

Motha upper if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna have to polish kabob your ass from having baby's ever again.

by JJB December 9, 2002

cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by spltbird July 5, 2003

shish kabob

The act of inserting your penis into another man's ass, linking at least three men together to create a chain.

While playing Modern Warfare 2, I called in a tactical nuke, and shish kabobed the whole team.

by Blackie Brad Pitt March 26, 2010