katy kurtis

a very cute canadian girl.

xxx

by bigman April 7, 2003

kurtis jackson

50 cent's(the famous rapper) real name

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by gill May 13, 2005

kurtis norwood

N. The super genius who lives down the street, who has a serious addiction with goatse tubgirl, and B1.

Oh my god, kurtis is trying to emulate GOATSE!!!!

by Mr. Bogey February 16, 2004

kurtis stryker

Kick ass Mortal Kombat character that is the most realistic out of all the characters. Some like him for that, whilst others hate him because he can be a bugger to beat.

Looks a bit silly in first appearances, but in MK:A looked stacks better.

Kurtis Stryker wins! FATALITY

by Josh Riddick May 11, 2007

Kurtis

the biggest simp in the world

they may also love french people

"bro why does kurtis spend so much time with Hayat?"

by MaximCrudes May 22, 2022

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

KURTIS

Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.

Goddamnit Kurtis.

by EXISTED BEFORE U November 1, 2021