kosher sex

Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.

by lala October 28, 2003

kosher pussy

The most wanted snatch on the planet. So delicate and tender, one of the 12 wonders of the world. What your dad wished he could have had instead of you. The famed Nun pussy. Cant have it but want it.

O man were going where! Church man there is gonna be some mad kosher pussy in the house. +++++++++++++++

by Cornelius Cornwallis Scumbucket January 31, 2008

Kosher Frank

1. The side kick of Chief Ham + Eggs.

2. Any ferociously carnivorous duck.

"Dude Kosher Frank riped that guys head off in the last episode."

"Did you see Kosher Frank's pimp Chief Ham + Eggs costume in the Halloween special."

by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 2, 2004

Kosher Snowman

When the act of Jewkakke is performed. The cum must then stay on the person's face until it is blessed by a rabbi. Once the cum is blessed by a Rabbi it may then be consumed in the act of snowballing by all parties involved.

The Miami Heat decided to do a Kosher Snowman by performing Jewkakke on Dwayne Wade's face. Once the semen was blessed by a Rabbi and became Kosher, it was then snowballed from coach Erik Spoelstra's mouth.

by poopshoot12 February 21, 2013

Kosher Sex

When you are having sexual intercourse with a Kosher(Jewish) lady, you have to put your "meat" into one hole, and your "milk" in the other hole.

- You just screwed my whole thing up, man. This girl is Kosher! That means I got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!

by Dirtyrandy September 4, 2014

Kosher Gang

Kosher Gang is a phrase that represents all litness in the world. Kosher Gang is also a very a very skilled rap group/Clothing company, that is how the saying "Kosher Gang" started

Dude That was so Kosher Gang!

Dang son you look so fricken Kosher Gang today.

by Ramasey January 8, 2019

Kosher Nostra

The close knit association of Jews in the various professions who assist other Jews navigate their various industries, often doing the work for free or extremely reduced cost.

1. There was a two year wait list to get my kid to see a pediatric neurologist so I hit up The Kosher Nostra and we now have an appointment next week.

2. I haven’t file my taxes in five years, I’m getting a visit from the IRS, I need an accountant and an tax lawyer, my Rabbi said that he would contact the Kosher Nostra on my behalf to arrange people to help me.

by Br4z3nBull October 11, 2021