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knuckle spider

A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.
Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)

Knuckle popping the ham door 

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina
I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.

Knuckle chunk 

When you are wiping and accidentally get poo on your hand but for some reason it miraculously ends up on your knuckle
I need to wash my hands really good because I just had a wicked knuckle chunk.

knuckle-dusters 

Melee weapon consisting of a piece of brass cast in a shape similar to four soldered rings through which you introduce your fingers. It also has a handle, so that you can grab it properly and use it to punch someone.
Of course, you begin the game unarmed and will actually spend a considerable length of time fighting either unarmed or with hand-to-hand weapons, including various shivs, knuckle-dusters, and clubs.

knuckle-dragger

An individual, usually male, who lacks intelligence and/or culture.
The knuckle-dragger could not even name when the War of 1812 was.
knuckle-dragger by Tristan Reef November 8, 2007

Knuckle Dragging Swamp cunt 

For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.
Ah, that bitch. That knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

knuckle up

a phrase uttered in encouragement meaning: "muster your courage, intestinal fortitude and love for the American-way in preparation for an upcoming (or admist a) challenge
of epic proportions!"
(uttered many times by one of the dudes in the movie "The Matrixs:Revolutions" during battle
against the electro-mechanical foe)
"Here they come boys ... Knuckle up!"
knuckle up by abc July 13, 2004