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kms

hey jimmy, kms!
by sack_kisser April 6, 2017
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kms

TODAY MY GF KMS (KISSED MY SACK)
by Kinga7 April 6, 2017
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kms

It stands for kill me silently, usually said after hearing a cringe-worthy joke. It basically represents how unhappy the person is and shows that you should end their life before this moment of happiness and ignorance to life and death dissipates. Silently being the operative word. Main reason behind this is the person doesn't want to go back to feeling the endless pain and torture of daily life and existentialism.
Friend 1: I made my local baker a cake for his birthday. It was the *yeast* I could do.
Friend 2: omg kms
by Mr. Memelord 69 October 13, 2015
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the km

The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.
Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.
by G.Steeley September 4, 2016
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kms

kms also stands for katching my sleep

person: ugh im so tired

maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
person: ugh im so tired is should kms
by johnnytest2292 March 2, 2021
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Kms

It means Kiss micaella on a sunday
by FreshCrackers May 20, 2020
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Kms

Dylan kms.
by Lovefix April 23, 2019
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