KMS

KMS stands for the name of the YouTube Sensation: "Killer Keemstar", who hosts a YouTube show called: "Drama Alert".

"KMS is a filthy gnome who steals money from Donald Trump."

by IxXThe_IlluminatiXxI October 20, 2018

KMS

This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).

“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”

“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”

by yourfavoritecheesehead February 28, 2019

kms

An abbreviation used during text messages. It usually means "kill myself" or "kill me soon".

Can be related to: kys

Nora usually says: I wanna kms
Michael: Hey Laura, ethics is so hard, I'm going to kms

by shinobinor August 27, 2019

KMS

Kick my shit. Used when you want to express the fact that you dont care about someone’s opinions.

Well why dont you just kick my shit (KMS) well your at it? I don’t care!

by I have the answers October 23, 2019

Kms

Kill my self

If I see that ugly thot ass bitch imma kms(kill my self).

by Chassy April 2, 2020

kms

another way of saying your mad; annoyed.

me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe

by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

kms

kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.

friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo

by a frickin cool kid December 6, 2020