The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
Get the Groom Kong mug.A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 19, 2013
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i passed out after i hit off some klonies
by nate March 18, 2005
Get the klonies mug."Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
by QJ87 March 12, 2008
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Another term for a Blowjob, mistakenly used by Burger King in a worldwide ad campaign featuring a 60ft gorilla.
I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.
by Dave890 January 3, 2006
Get the Kong My Whopper mug.The greatest game to have ever been made. The gameplay is amazing, the story is action packed, and the graphics are beautiful. (If you don't agree you've been brainwashed and you'll have to be taken to be a place where your brainwashing can be ended)
by Mich lol December 3, 2017
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