kleenex moment

heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry

Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.

by phgirl June 15, 2016

Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.

"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"

by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016

Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.

"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."

by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012

Kleenex kid

A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived

Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid

by Scratch Legba February 22, 2023

kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating

There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..

by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020

Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.

“Kleenex or bounty”

by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020

Kleenex Effect

When a brand becomes so synonymous with a certain product that it replaces the product name itself

You know how no matter the brand of tissue, you call it a Kleenex? This is an example of the Kleenex effect

by NamesNotChris February 17, 2024