jilling

female masturbation

the female equivalent of jacking off is jilling off.

Example: I was bored at home, and my boyfriend was out of town, so I started jilling off.

by goodvibration December 8, 2007

Jillian Michaels

jillian michaels came to fame as america's toughest trainer on the hugely popular weight loss show, the biggest loser. she rose up from her humble beginning as an unhealthy kid.

she has now launched best selling books (such as mastering your metabolism), iphone apps, podcasts (from her radio show) and a new tv show, losing it with jillian.

she's 5'2".

jillian michaels has inspired me to get off the ranch dressing, and onto the treadmill.

by procrastination! June 14, 2010

Jillian

Jillian is the prettiest girl ever she is so sweet funny nice and she will the be th person that will make your day or night with one word or just saying something looking at her makes people happy and hacking her as a friend is like owning a diamond it’s special like her

Omg she’s so pretty and funny she made my day she must be a Jillian

by Daddy Danny April 17, 2019

jill sladic

Very thicc and an absolute unit

Bruh Koda ate the eye ball and Jill Sladic went off

by Stevenlovesjill September 13, 2019

Slovakian Jack and Jill

When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.

Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by IJustHaveABetterGamingChair March 4, 2021

have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"

A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.

by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012

Jill sandwich

A Jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine (of Resident Evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. When Jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. Alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the Jill pulp off the floor.

"Brains... Jill sandwich... brains..."

by Mr. Constantine December 23, 2007