jp 

THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL

person1: is that jp
person2: no thats our simp lord

jp by ifurreadingugay April 15, 2020

jp 

Acronym for junior partier. It is used to describe someone who is not down for a party or fun time. Someone who will not partake in fun events, drink more beer, etc.

"Hey James, you want to see who will have a longer keg stand?"-Mike
"Naw dude"-James
"Dude, don't be such a jp."-Mike
"Fine, let's do it"-James

jp by Zack Schmitt May 15, 2008

JP 

a fuked up son of a bitch who is impatient and lieks to masturbate when nobody is around. he thinks to be straight when deep down inside he like to swallow semen JP is usually asian name that is an annoying douchebag and likes to bother people when they need to finish important stuff.

wow that dude is such a JP

JP by jackbean69696969696969 June 17, 2009

JP 

1.One who likes to smell the same sexes anus, and likes to masterbate with small mellons. 2. love to be shitted and or play with his/her own shit. 3.!! gets off to animals breading.

Man, I caught Jeremy JPing again this morning.

JP by little brother!!! February 25, 2008

JP 

Jiggly Phat

man that JP is hanging

JP by jiGglaY phAt December 9, 2003

JP 

Japanese Police. Used extensively by U.S. service members stationed in Japan.

We need to hurry and get the fuck out of here before the JP's come!

JP by Brian_0847 November 19, 2007

JP 

Abbrev. of Jim Parsons

See definition of Jim Parsons

- To be a JP
- To act like a JP

JP by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016