Angelina Jolie

The most beautiful and sexy babe in Hollywood. Has that charm about her that no one can resist.

I would do anything to get my face between Angelina's legs.

by tHuGnMe April 13, 2004

angelina jolie

Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.

If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.

by luizza June 30, 2006

Joliecise

To masturbate at work while thinking of Jolie and then cum on monitors. Do it several times a day and it is like a work out.

Hold all calls, I'm doing my Joliecise!!!

by jmar42 August 11, 2007

angelina jolie-pitt

an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their sexuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.

otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.

she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.

this woman is a goddess.

"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."

"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"

"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

Joline

joline is a girl who is always at the center and gets all the attention all the time. that's what everyone's eyes are on. she attracts attention with her beautiful face and her incredible body. her butt is big and juicy and once you have your way it is firm. Joline gets every guy she wants and all the guys are after her. She is very difficult to get and if you get her you are stuck. Her beautiful eyes are still falling. Either you want to be her or have her. The girls are very jealous of her which means that there are many rumors about her. Joline is a drama queen who is always involved in quarrels, but she is no one to argue with. Joline is a very tough and aggressive woman

Jolines booty is on fire

by Horsegirllll October 31, 2019

jolie lips

-to have lips just like Angelina Jolie.
(large, round, nice shaped lips)

She's pretty fine with those Jolie Lips.

by Jono Fox November 24, 2007