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bush

Will someone give him a blow job so someone can impeach him?
George Bush: Where the hell are my guns?
by luizza October 4, 2006
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avril lavigne

The sound of a dying cat.

Someone who's televised/live shows suck enormously.

Someone who got famous by being wrongfully compared to SINGER/LYRICIST Alanis Morissette even though she was quoted saying "At least I take showers".

Entertainer who got tired of being called a poseur therefore started writing her own songs and changed her image.

Britney in a bad hair day.
Person #1: Let's go to karaoke show!
Person #2: No way! I won't pull another Avril again!

She took singing lessons a little too late. She pulled an Avril Lavigne.

She called herself punk, now is a model. She's so Avril.
by luizza June 30, 2006
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homosexual

Someone who feels attracted to people of the same sex (see previous)

Maybe someday the church will realize that being a homosexual is not wrong, like when they realized the Earth isn't flat or the center of the universe.
Priest: The Bible says being a homosexual is not natural, that's why it is sin!
Person: So it means I can sell my daughter into slavery? Awesome!
by Luizza November 7, 2006
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psychiatry

A medical specialization satanized by people who have nothing to talk about and/or write self-help books. Usually they need mental counseling themselves, they just don't have the IQ required to know who a good psychiatrist is.

Usually people who are "against" psychiatry and psychiatric medications have never suffered from a major mental disorder, so SHUT THE F**K UP
-I know the history of neurosurgery. Can I operate on your brain?

-Thousands of people have benefited from psychiatric medications and well trained physicians. You should listen to them instead of ENTERTEINER Tom Cruise.

-Antidepressants and antipsychotic drugs have side effects because they are evil. People should never take antibiotics. They have side effects, that makes them evil too.

-Tom Cruise seems to suffer from manic-depressive disorder. He could use the help of psychiatry.

-If vitamins keep Tom Cruise sane and grounded, pass the Prozac.
by Luizza November 5, 2006
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rapist

A person whose only way to get laid is forcing someone else into having sex with them - children included.
Being a rapist is very uncool.
by luizza November 8, 2008
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katie holmes

Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.
by Luizza June 30, 2006
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angelina jolie

Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.
If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.
by luizza June 30, 2006
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