A great guy at first sight but can change in the blink of an eye. He can be your best friend one moment then your worst enemy the next. To all the girls dating a Johnathan you better hold them dearly or leave them.
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You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
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Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
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Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
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Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
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