Definitions by kuntigyal

Johnathan

The guy who did a muscular stretch because he couldn't afford cotton balls that one time.

Example 1
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying

Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan

Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?

Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan

Johnathan by kuntigyal June 11, 2018