Johnston, Iowa

A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.

Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!

Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic

Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT

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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox

Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston

This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.

by stay true <3 December 12, 2010

an ottowa johnston

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),

i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston

by halifax52 April 23, 2010

Johnathon

A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.

His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.

by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009

liam johnston

4foot 6 ginger sexual predator with a tiny circumsised penis

Watch for that Liam Johnston fella, he'll finger your virgin butthole

by El sniffer March 15, 2019

Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

johnavon

He is obviosly the biggest and bestest boy of them all. He says no to being stinky and kicks ass at everything. Overall greatest person in existence

Dude 1:What are you doing

Dude 2: living like johnavon

Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it

by Big Boy Slade December 16, 2020

Nicky Johnston

Appears shy or quiet at first, yet with reflection it becomes obvious that she simply has a quiet brand of confidence which rejects all arrogance.
Can be funny, sexy, impulsive; she changes herself on whim. Most likely to discuss the state of international affairs one minute, then go bungee jumping, quickly finish her work and chores before finishing with a night with a party you will never forget.
She is a walking contradiction. If you find her, keep her. She's the one.

"I really need someone to do a charity sky-dive with me!"
"They'd have to be a real Nicky Johnston to do that!"

"It's not you, it's me. I'm just not your Nicky Johnston."

by yours... February 6, 2010