Jockass

A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.

The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.

by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010

jockin'

to jock - when an individual hates on another individual's grind, because they are shining.

-billy was jockin on riley because his chain was poppin

-granddad was jockin' on thugnifficent, because he went from 'rags to bitches'

by drowcarter November 23, 2009

jocking on your bitch ass

the act of kidding
just kidding

fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008

jocking

To Hit up on someone(usually gurlz)
AKA Get a lot of girls

Cruzin down the street in my '64 Jocking the Bitches slaping the hoes - by Eazy-e

by STR8 outha Compton October 9, 2005

bitchez be jockin'

When a bitch is using you.

"I can't believe she hasn't called me back, I took her to Applebees and everything!'
"DAMN, BITCHEz BE JOCKIN'."

by ohhaygurl January 3, 2012

Jockin

1. To be all over something, not letting up, goin hard.

2. Used occasionally on CoD MW2 when referring to capturing points on domination games.

Guy 1 : Deez niggas be jockin are shit fool. Because we are raw as fuck.

Guy 2 : Your not even all that i had that shit first.

Guy 1: Now your jockin my shit.

Guy 2 : Fuck you

Guy 1 : Stop hatin and get money my nigga!

2.

Guy 1 : Ima go jock on B fool.

Guy 2 : alright fool.

Guy 1 : Now there jockin C right after I jocked B.

by Browngler December 30, 2009

hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008