jobbie

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

by Snakeheid October 16, 2003

Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

jobbiejabber

one who gives it up the poopshoot

gay man elton is a jobbiejabber

by drummer January 18, 2003

Jobless Fuck

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.

Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*

by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009

jobbiejabber

slang for gayboys

wot do u think of that poofter over there,he,s a right jobbiejabber.

by freddie January 19, 2003

Jobblie-Dangos

A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' thus resulting in Jobblie-Dangos

Russel: Hey mate, look at the jobblie-dangos on that one!
Steven: Aye, those are the niciest pair of Jobblie-Dangos I've ever laid my eyes across.

by B. Sasquatch July 12, 2005

one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006