jewtiful

A Jewish girl so gorgeous that anyone would be willing to convert to get with her.

I went out with the most jewtiful girl on JDate last night.

by JewUrban02 March 7, 2009

jewturtle

a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any money on medical bills.

Thanks Jewturtle i just got my ass kicked.

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

jewtastic

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

by somebody-here November 20, 2006

jewtor

to tutor someone of the Jewish faith

Did you jewtor Barry Feldbaum in chemistry today?

Yep, I jewtored the shit out of him.

by Knott March 29, 2008

jewtheran

a new and upcoming religion based on the teachings of anything that people want to believe (except neo con bullshit). all thoughts as philosophys culminated into one simple religion. niether jewish or lutheran in founding, the jewtheran faith was established in 1874 by McAab Jemasoon. since its founding all forms of scientific and philisophical ideals have been added to include quite simple, everything. that is right; in perspective to who the hell ever.

no condemnation, no flames of hell, I joined the jewtherans and im an athiest!

by bob March 10, 2005

jewtastic

so fantastically jewish that it is named jewtastic

Hey Tim, did you see what Johnny did to Lauren? Yeah it was jewtastic.

by heretic^ July 16, 2008

Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006