I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

Jewapino

That which is half-jewish and half-philipino. Only five are known to exist in the entire world. Any of which are guaranteed a college education.

Jeremy is 20% of the Jewapino population.

by Don Thomasac July 24, 2008

jewish triathlon

A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.

Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.

by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010

Jewish Christmas

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

by the_cursor November 16, 2006

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

JewPenn

A name given to Upenn for the abundance of people of jewish heritage.

I got into an ivy league school, so I decided to go to Jewpenn

by steve, a jew December 9, 2004

Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.

Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."

by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016