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Jewbsticles

Jewish mans testicles. Originaly this joke created the word Jewbs, Q: "What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?" A: "Jewbs!" The name 'Jewbs" then inspired the naming of a jewish mans testicles, 'Jewbsticles'. A Jewish man has two jewbsticles (singular jewbsticle), they dangle from his jewsack.
When my sisters Jewish boyfriend goes swimming, he wears speedo's and you can clearly see the outline of his jewbsticles because they are tight and hug his crutch.
by ambulance_x December 12, 2008
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Jewboobs

A word used to describe a woman that has jewish looking boobs.
"Holy crap, look at those jewboobs"
by Jewlanderthesecond November 1, 2008
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Jewboo

A name to call your boyfriend if he's a Jew or has the name Juan.
I want a Jewboo.
by DeAnnapwns January 10, 2009
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jeabot

Noun, jee-bot.
refering to one's mouth.
by latawnyathenaughtyhorse July 26, 2011
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Jewboo

Jewish + Weaboo:
Acting like a Jewish/Hebrew people when you are not.

Wearing Kippah, saying Happy Hanukkah, learning Hebrew doesn't makes you a Jewish
A: Look at the Sacred Name Movement followers, they do Jewish ritual even though they are White Christian
B: What a jewboo
by Sir. B October 29, 2019
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Jewboo

A portmanteau of Jewish and Weaboo

Jewboo means Wannabe Jewish (Someone who thinks, talks, and acts like a Jewish/Hebrew person, even though they don't have any Jewish/Hebrew descendants AT ALL)
Sacred Name Movement is a perfect example of Jewboo community around the world.

They doing Jewish rituals without knowing anything, and they think they're more Jewish than the native Jewish and it makes a native Jewish cringed as fuck.
by Sir. B December 31, 2020
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shut the jeabot

an expression of disbelief, extreme incredulity, similar to "get the fuck out of town," featured in "Latawnya: The Naughty Horse that Learned to Say 'No' to Drugs"
Blythe: Caroline, I understand exactly what happens in "The Tree of Life" AND I got us tickets for tonight's taping of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, which is everyone's favorite show!
Caroline: Shut the jeabot, r u serious?????
by Curaline Snymones December 7, 2011
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