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Jet lag fag

A jet-lagged person who goes to sleep with Skype on and does not respond to anyone who talks to him/her online. His/her friends would usually get annoyed by this person and call him/her a Jet lag fag.
on Skype:
2:00 PM Gil: heyy whats up Alan!
2:06 PM Gil: how was your break.
3:57 PM Gil: Jet lag fag.
4:08 AM Alan: Huh?
by dadcamehomewithstd February 24, 2011
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Jet Lag

The way you feel the day after you smoke weed, Much like a hangover is to drinking alcohol.
The day after you smoke pot you wake up and just have a weird feeling all day. Its hard to explain but if you've experienced it you will understand what I'm talking about, that's Jet Lag.
Dude me and my buddy smoked sooo much last night, but today I have some hardcore "Jet Lag" and feel weird.
by Bluemagoo123 November 5, 2011
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Jet Lag

The feeling you get the morning after smoking some really dank weed, such as orange piff, causing you to feel stupid and slow
that shit we smoke last night was tight but now i got some serious jet lag
by pifflovr June 24, 2010
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jet lag

An easy way to blame ones own short comings on a shift in timezones but not necessarily restricted to having to actually cross said timezones see: NHL 98.
man1: dude I just kicked your sorry jet lagged arse in tony Hawk 2
man2: I have jet lag
man1: lick my nuts
by michael j fox in teenwolf August 21, 2003
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Jet-lag

A person experiences jet-lag when two bowls are being passed around the room in opposite directions and that person keeps receiving both bowls at the same time.
Andy: Dude, this is rediculous i can't keep hitting both of these at the same time. stall one so i can catch my breath.
Pat: Jet-lag
by p55n4d3r February 18, 2010
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jet lag

A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"
I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think
by SDP August 18, 2003
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Jewlag

When Jews come to the states from Israel and have to adjust to the time difference. Jet-lag for Jews.
"They're tired and cranky from their trip. It must be the time difference between here and the Middle-East; they've got Jewlag."
by The Tony D. January 9, 2010
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