Jessica Passant

Yorkshire slang for the female sexual organ. The word comes from firstly the feminine name jessica, originating as jesabelle, a prostitute in the bible. Jessica represents feminity and looseness. Passant is a brand of condoms and in the north, firstly in yorkshire, the full term jessica passant has become a euphanism for a vagina. This allows girls to discuss this body part with other girls without usind crude terminology.

Girl, my jessica passants been out of action for some time, i need a man!

by duvetloversleeper May 17, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

Jessica Biel

An up-and-coming actress with perfect tits. Oh yeah, she also has an incredibly hot body to go along with those perfect tits.

Dude, did you see that Jessica Biel chick's nice, big, round tits?

by Miko Pussi August 3, 2007

Jessica

Jessica is a sweet girl. She is loved by most and is very modest. Her mind is strong, and it is very hard to sway her when she has her mind made up of something. She is a determined girl, and always persists. "Giving up" are not words in her vocabulary. She is fit, fun and kind. But, she is shy at times, and always gets tongue twisted when talking to people. People are instantly attracted to her generous and easy-going personality. Though she may not show it at times, she is scared of a lot of things. One of her fears is ending up alone, without a family. She is the definition of grace and beauty, and have men and women alike at her heels. She is never too quick to judge, and always sees the good in people before that bad. Although her shy and quiet demanner may be odd and strange when you first meet her, looking at her, you are instantly drawn in by her beauty and calm aura. Once she is comfortable with you, she can be very extroverted and energetic.

Guy 1: "Hey, who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "The kind looking one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."
Guy 2: "Oh, that's Jessica."

by -Shawns February 26, 2017

jessica

There is more to her name than the popularity of it. The most incredible woman in the world. Her smile can light up a room. She is also brilliantly beautiful and intelligent. She can be very witty and sassy.

Who is that girl?

That girl is Jessica.

by sparky911 July 21, 2014

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008