Jessy Syndrome

Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger

George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.

David - He has Jessy Syndrome

George - How do you know?

David - Cause I had it...

George - Had?

David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.

by John Mark Hose July 18, 2009

jespernikus

A guy that is usually very massive, big dick, alot of friends, good at everything he does, people named Felix usually think of him as some kind of god which he probably is.

When you see a hot ripped guy you think: "Man he is a jespernikus, wow I wish I was massive like him!"

by kungkuk January 23, 2014

Jesryl

Jesryl is very sweet. Once you get to know her she's really caring and loving.
Jesryl is a crybaby when it comes to her loved one.

You're lucky if you know someone named Jesryl. Jesryl loves wholeheartedly and she'll do everything to protect you.

Take good care of a friend named Jesryl.

She's hard to find.

Jesryl is happy when you're happy.

by paradox0097 June 8, 2021

Jesper

A married teacher and father of two kids who flirts with old students through an anonymous mail account.

I heard Samantha got an unappropriate email from our teacher. That must be a Jesper

by pars savcı November 20, 2021

Jesmy

The most beautiful, wonderful and mysterious woman with a distinctive personality; one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, and one who is especially kind and caring to others. ... She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.

Omg. look at her, she’s defo a Jesmy. Have you not heard of that saying “be either Beyoncé on Jesmy”

by Jesmy November 22, 2021

Jessyca

Can’t swallow food unless it’s been blended or chewed for her. Has a unique talent of creating a bouquet of leaf nooses. Heavily suicidal which is a shame because we need this bitch alive. Piercing blue eyes that look like tiny circle sky’s. Cute when drugged up and it’s late at night. Tells the same three stories on repeat due to her lack of life experience. Laughs at your jokes no matter how bad they are. Looks terrifying but is really just terrified of you. Can Hotwire a car but looks away at kissing and sex scenes in movies. Overall a Fucken hell of a person that you’d be lucky to know and gives me a reason to stay in the psych ward. Stay alive for me because nobody laughs at my jokes and genuinely pretends to enjoy my company

Jessyca means gods gift

by Acuteshortass February 6, 2022

Jesper

He's a sweet and loving guy who is always there when you need him. His smile lightens up your spirits in the darkest times, and his laugh makes you want to laugh. Whenever your sad he will try to cheer you up with emotional support while giving solutions to your problem. He can also be very childish and bubbly when with friends and is smiling almost all the time, causing others to smile too. He will also share your interests in any way he can, just to make you happy in some cases. Jesper is a wonderful trustworthy friend, sweet kind hearted person who cares for others, and always thinks of others. Jesper is an amazing person, everyone should have a friend called Jesper.

William: Hey Courtney, what do you think of Jesper?
Courtney: He is and amazing guy !! And really happy we're friends.
William: Yeah you're right

by OtakuGaal October 30, 2017