John Q Jennings

John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011

stephanie jennings

a girl that gives so much love and has good candy

"I want candy" "Wheres Stephanie Jennings"

by BAHAHOO April 20, 2015

Lyfe Jennings

the best artist alive. with the hit single S.E.X

Did u hear about that new artist Lyfe Jennings
No, should i have
Yea, his song S.E.X blasts on ma IPOD

by Astacia November 25, 2007

ken jennings

The guy who has been on jeopardy for over a month and has won over a million dollars, more than anyone in the whole history of the show.

Ken Jennings plays again at 3. Will he get beat today?

by stokes July 21, 2004

Jenson Button

Another name for one's asshole.

The Police warden found the bag of heroin inside the inmates Jenson Button.

by TheMightySpoon October 28, 2019

Jennings Principle

"When the cost of efficiency is greater than the cost of inefficiency"

when the cost and efficiency to build the wall in a factory and ship it, is actually more than the having the inefficient carpenter build it onsite is the Jennings Principle at work.

by Texasrekey January 1, 2015

Jennencosistenlystonraryno

It is an ingredient that was gotten rid of from the ice cream "Ben and Jerry"

"So, the ingredient in here is called "Jennencosistenlystonraryno"

by Yoon Kyohan May 5, 2020