jenna roland

JENNA
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
Call back, I'll yell you every word

CHLOE
Jenna Roland calling
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
Jenna Roland calling...

Hey!

JENNA
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?

CHLOE
Oh I saw Rich

JENNA
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey

CHLOE
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy

JENNA
Right, but, he wasn't drunk

CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?

JENNA
Yo, he wasn't drunk!

CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?

JENNA
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?

CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!

JENNA
You really want me to tell you?

CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!

JENNA
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!

CHLOE
No I'm not?

JENNA
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

So, Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake...

by I've_McFallen August 9, 2017

Jenna Rose

An annoying 12-year old spoilt brat who not only is a bitch, but who also aspires to be a prostitute, and is slowly achieving this dream in every new provocative video on youtube.

Lyric:
"You know that you want to, you know that you need to,
It will last longer for you. Baby say it now,"

Jenna Rose: They know that they love me, they know that they hate me,
No matter what, I am a sta-a-r.

Janis Ian: You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually everybody HATES you!!!

by Vamp_teeth April 4, 2011

Jungle Jenna

A term originating in State College Pennsylvania; used to describe a girl who doesn't shave "downstairs", leaving the area look like an untamed jungle

Bro 1: Yo man did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bro 2: No dude she was a total Jungle Jenna, I hooked up with her sister instead

by psufan13 June 19, 2010

Jenna

Jenna, she's a unique person. She's absolutely one amazing person who can turn your world around with one smile. She's so sweet and loving it'll melt your heart. When you look at her into her eyes, it's like you're lost in heaven. The warmth feeling of love of love she gives you is simply exquisite. She is astonishingly beautiful. Her voice is music to go your ears. You could stare at her all day and still not get enough of her beauty. Her hands are as soft as a cloud. Her hair smell like roses. She simply on perfect person. She isbthe nicest person alive. She would rather make people happy instead of her self, which bad because people will take advantage of it, but that's what makes her amazing. She sacrifices her own happiness to make another person on this earth have a smile on their face.

Jenna is the most amazing person.

I heard one smile can't change the world, but Jennas changes mine.

by Masterjedimanu January 1, 2017

Jenna Jameson

The worlds most overrated porn star. Uses her porn career to try to gain as much mainstream publicity as possible. She has achieved a moderate level of mainstream fame due soley to her looks. She is everything thats wrong with the porn industry all rolled up into one package.

"Jenna Jameson is so overrated, I mean yeah she's hot as fuck but she don't do anal, bondage or super rough sex scenes". "And is the sterotype of porn stars everywhere with her fake tits, bleached blonde hair and fake orgasams". "she only does porn for the money, its not like she truly loves what she does like Jenna Haze and Gia Paloma".

by Cerv666 February 11, 2007

Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.

'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'

by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023

Jenna Raiding

What forsen's chat spams whenever forsen mass spams the reset button to find a God seed to beat the juicer's speedrun record at Minecraft. The narrator of the in-game language pack makes it sound like he's saying "Jenna Raiding".

Narrator: Generating-. Generating-. Generating God-. Generating-

Chat: Jenna Raiding forsenInsane Jenna Raiding forsenInsane Jenna Raiding forsenInsane Jenna Raiding forsenInsane

by Luzay July 22, 2023