jonathaned

(adj): when generic or store bought ice-cream has accumulated freezer burn

Emily refused the Turkeyhill icecream because it was jonathaned.

by manuspanus December 29, 2010

jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020

jonathan sims

A character from a podcast called The Magnus Archives. He's Ace, and his boyfriend's name is Martin Blackwood. He is also the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.

I want to be Jonathan Sims' best friend, tbh. He seems sweet

by Follower of Artemis June 16, 2022

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.

Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)

by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Jonathan

Translated from the Swahili name Mandingo.

Damn. Jonathan is a beast.

by Clarence Ly July 10, 2012

Jonathan

full of darn CRAZY

hey girl you see that guy over there the one that said hes flawless hes got to be jonathan.

by deedlebeetle August 31, 2011

jonathan

kind of a player, but a total chick magnet. the one whom i love to death and pray that one day he'll want only me and and there will be no one for me to compete with. so hot and sexy and has the cutest smile:)...is so sweet and an amazing kisser.

me: the only person ill ever love is you

jonathan: ill love you forever and always<3

by ineverwannabethelastchoice<3 August 23, 2012