java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

java junkie

A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies

LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*

by ~dominique August 29, 2008

Java The cup

Literally the best Genshin ytber I know. He does videos on Swords Only and Catalysts only. He slays tbh.

"Yo did you see Java the cup's new video?"
"Yes, he's so funny!"

by shotilsig July 3, 2022

java-sex

1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment

Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.

by FanFreakingTasticBich May 17, 2018

Moxie java

Adderall and your favorite cup of joe! (coffee & adderall)

I think I might have a fucking problem, crushing adderall into moxie java.

by Qgrim July 18, 2017

java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013

Java School

A computing department within a shit university that teaches one language usually very badly.

Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?

Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java

Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools

by Johnywadd February 9, 2010