jackielicious

Jackielicious is very spontaneous! Someone that is jackielicious you can't predict what they're going to do next. They are playful, and friendly. When you piss them off they become very aggressive and will attack you. They make you feel good about yourself, and it is hard for people to make THEM feel good. They are very loyal people that love and care. They are not bitches, unless they need to be. That's what makes them JACKIELICIOUS.

Woah, I'm so Jackielicious.

by JTUUU June 26, 2010

Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

by tituslamar April 2, 2013

jacking it

In new york this means to claim something that you believe is true

"Jaylin stole huh from Lil Uzi, im jacking it"

by MarcoBenzolo November 23, 2016

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Jackie Martling

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.

Not applicable, as it is a proper name.

by Mister Skin August 23, 2005

jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017