Jovian

Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.

Person 1: This dude is such a bad Person
Person 2: He is like a Jovian

by jjsjjfjfbebdbfbfbjf November 25, 2021

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joviante

A very sexy black man with a very huge penis a kind heart and an all around amazing talented individual, will kill you with no hesitation really with the shits.

Damn your penis is big you must be a Joviante

by James leonardard December 17, 2021

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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

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Jovilant

Being simultaneously jovial and jubilant.

At the baseball game the crowd was jovilant. Meaning thrilled and loud (jubilant), then gregarious and happy (jovial), when a home run was hit.

by wall94 June 7, 2023

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joevial

Describes da all-warm-and-fuzzy mood dat you attain AFTER you'd had your morning coffee.

I am allergic to caffeine and I am jittery enough as it is, so I generally avoid any an all stimulants; I just try to be cheerful and pleasant all the time, not merely "joevial".

by QuacksO October 17, 2023

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