by eat my jorts October 30, 2017
Get the eat my jortsmug. in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.
by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019
Get the pee my jortsmug. by JortsDenim February 8, 2021
Get the Big Dutt in my jortsmug. a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023
Get the Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jortsmug. by regionalatleast March 3, 2017
Get the she succ me thru my jortmug. Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.
by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024
Get the JORTmug. A Dutch name for a very handsome boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who will never give a shit about your opinion.
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
Get the Jortmug.