joosted

Some one who pressures a customer so much that they leave and don’t buy.

Did you customer get the car no I joosted them

by Rep206 January 28, 2018

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

joofed

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005

Jossed

What happens when a passive-aggressive writer feels compelled to recreate his childhood bullying. Starts out by giving his audience lots of love, encourages them to believe things will turn out well, then backhands them at the end--and they inexplicably come crawling back for more.

If you watched Act III of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, you probably got Jossed.

by tomte August 15, 2008

Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003

Joseduardo

A douchebag who likes to have sex with teachers, date ex-girlfriends, and cheat on girlfriends with bimbos from other towns. All while being in a "commited" relationship. He also has no talent what so ever, but thinks he does.

Dude did you here that Joseduardo had sex with the English teacher? Yeah, what's new?

Search: man whore, idiot, and cunt

by Whocaresduh July 1, 2011