Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse
Evan Johns and his H-Bombs
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse
Evan Johns and his H-Bombs
-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"
-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"
-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast
-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"
-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast
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-Dude, who's your chem teacher next year?
-Dr. Johns.
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!
-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.
-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
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-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
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-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
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