Jeff

Jeff is a kid. He is 14 years old and he is a freaking tripod. he has a huge dick. Like huge like no other. He is also known by his alias Gigantic Jeff or The BIG one.

"hey have you heard about this kid Jeff?" said Scott " This kid Has a Big Dick! ITS HUGE!"

by Scotty The Hotty December 5, 2015

jeff

a nice guy that loves to shower girls with gifts and act like a gentleman. he plays sports and drives a nice car.

damn you're lucky, your boyfriend is a "jeff"

by niggaaaaaa6 January 18, 2011

Jeff

The saddest fuck you will ever meet.

"He has nothing going for him in life."
"The poor guy, he is such a Jeff."

by Boynelife March 28, 2015

Jeff

The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"

Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.

by JrPw November 6, 2010

Jeff

Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.

--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door
--My house is so clean, it is so Jeff

by Stephinamerica May 31, 2016

Jeff

The name used for only the best. ( most often killers)

Jeff killed 3 victims.

by Lavender the security guard July 9, 2016

Jeff

Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.

Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.

by p'dofftittytat October 2, 2011