Jamaican

People who originate from Jamaica.
They naturally dominate wherever they are.
They stand out in crowds.
They unconsciously maintain an aura that attracts the opposite sex.
People with these characteristics are normally mistaken as Jamaican.

Girl 1: Look at how that dude stands out!

Girl 2: He's definitely Jamaican.
Girl 3: He's definately gonna get my digits.
Guy: Damn Jamaicans! :(

by They Knew June 6, 2014

Jamaican Jim

Pooping in a small vanity garbage can.

This fancy restaurant bathrooms are all filled up, guess I’ll just have to drop a Jamaican Jim

by Uncle JIZZ October 12, 2019

jamaican person

a person who is in love with life and not afraid to show it...they also can dance to any type of music.

bob marley (rip) and sean paul

by ashley June 10, 2004

jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.

Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.

by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013

jamaican ninja

A deity of unspeakable power. Kicks ass to the sweet sounds of Bob Marley.

Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.

There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.

by The Mahster April 6, 2004

Jamaican patois

Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.

Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".

There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.

Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:

Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation

by Dino March 13, 2005

Jamaican

People who are very nice, they have cool accents and dont always smoke weed or ganja. Jamaicans are heavily stereotyped as people with accents who always say "rasta", "mon", "wha'kwan" and cant speak English. The most heavilly stereotyped aspect of the Jamaican race is that that smoke/deal in weed or ganja. They usually dont and you are an dumb asshole if you think so. Jamaicans are also stereotyped for their accent and are used as drug dealers in movies and video games. We need to stop learning from that shit and face the real facts, i know many Jamaicans and they are awesome.

Bastiaan: Hey dude, im Jamaican!
Paul: Im British, oh shit man! Dont try to slit my throat or sell me any ganja!
Bastiaan: Brethren, dont stereotype my you shit.

by FlyingFortress September 8, 2009