Ivan

A boy

Ivan don't eat my noodles

by Boo Sacku October 4, 2015

Ivana

Ivana is a girl usually from Croatia or Serbia. She smiles a lot and likes to play sports. She is very attractive , good in bed and will be goofy around you. She has an amazing body and will be sweety and loyal towards you. But don’t forget she is lowkey freak who will definitely please you. Her favourite sport is probably soccer and she is definitely foreign. She will be sweet to you and have the cutest smile. She will be your lover and go on many adventures with you.

“Ivana” get your cute self over here

Let’s go eat čevape “Ivana”

by Rainaswelkerdom February 7, 2019

Ivan

He's Bruce Lee's long lost son, Chuck Norris is normally under his command, He is who bring balance to the force, and the one who holds the universe in his hands. He is the Chose One.

Ivan is The Chosen One

by guanatanmera33 March 15, 2012

Ivana

A girl who is always there to help you, no matter if you need help academically or emotionally. She is extremely pretty although she does not see it, and has the kindest smile. She is always fun to be around, and will always be a good friend. She values her friends and school and enjoys such things as the 80s period, Disney, dark academia, London, France, Snoopy etc. She is often found being ‘sunburnt’ or falling for a boy by the name of ‘Louis Partridge’. Her morals and values often come first, which shows she is determined to stay true to herself.

Wow, she's such an Ivana
OMG! Is that Ivana?!

by littlecow23 February 16, 2021

Ivankism

Religion based around the one and only teacher Ivanka

(Yes, this religion does indeed have enough members to be official)

Ivankism shall rise!

by A wise person haha October 20, 2021

Ivan

Amazing, sweet, funny, cute, the kind of guy you would never expect falling in love with...

Your best friend, the guy you watch from afar, the guy that makes you spout poetry because everything looks fricking wonderful and beautiful right now. Makes you sing, makes you laugh at anything and everything, makes you feel like the world is spinning around you.

Girl 1: (bitterly watches couples smooching on Valentine's Day) I'm so alone...forever alone...
Girl 2: Come on, let's go find you an Ivan. Look, there's one right there!
Girl 1: Only if you don't mind me being love-crazy for the next year...
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's unavoidable. Anyone who falls in love with Ivan will sing sappy love songs, laugh a lot, dance around, act like a nutcase...
Girl 1: ... (too busy staring at Ivan)
Girl 2: Here we go...

by starry-eyed March 19, 2013

dirty ivan

When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.

I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.

by DaBo Baby May 13, 2006