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The lonely Island

A trio of probably the coolest white guys of the decade, possibly the Century. It is compised of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samburg. They are known for hits such as: I just had sex, Jack Sparrow, Jizz in my pants, and more.
Guy #1:Hey. What do you think of "The Lonely Island"

GuY #2: I wanna be all three of them at once. Thats how good they are
by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011
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Monkey Island

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Snake Island

This small island in the Black Sea is where Ukrainian heroes were made. When the Russians threatened the Ukrainians on February 24, 2022 at this island with their missile cruiser Moskva, the Ukrainians responded with the famous phrase, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". Two moths after that incident, the Russian warship Moskva that attacked the island fucked itself by Ukrainian missiles in the Black Sea. Even more, when the Russians attempted to occupy the island with their military, the Ukrainians repeatedly bombed the Russian military to ashes on the island. It then came to the point where Russia withdrew from the island and Ukraine raised their flag on Snake Island once more.

SLAVA UKRAINI!
The Ukrainians on Snake Island are absolutely fearless.
by RFRC-- July 5, 2022
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Turd Island

When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.
Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!
by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009
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king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.
Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014
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Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.
by UranicPizza751 July 7, 2014
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shutter island

the biggest mindfuck movie ever made. Directed by Martin Scorcese
"Hey did you see Shutter Island?"
"Ya"
"Was it good?"
" Lets just say my mind was fucked"
by thenueb February 28, 2010
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