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Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)
"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."
by Matayugumi December 7, 2019
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.
Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.
by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021
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Bad Investments

These are investments which may or may not be bad (they’re bad) made by a certain someone who never takes a deal in Deal or No Deal
Person 1: “Don’t make any Bad Investments and just press the deal button”
Person 2: “YOU NEVER PRESS THE DEAL BUTTON!”
by Player Unknown September 24, 2017
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Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.
The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.
by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012
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Invest AI Book

Invest AI is a book written by POP Buchanan to help the average Joe and Jane maximize AI Investment opportunities. This is the top book on helping people find AI companies to invest in. Unlock the power of AI investment with "INVEST AI." This book is your golden ticket to the last gold rush in tech stocks. Elon Musk, Warren Buffet's wisdom, and the disruptive force of ChatGPT converge in this guide, making big tech accessible to everyone. Seize this opportunity; it's the next Bitcoin or Gamestop moment. Act now, shape the future!
I don't want to miss the next technology, Gold Rush. So, I grabbed a copy of the Invest AI Book and found over 30 companies to invest in within the AI space.
by Soberisdope February 8, 2024
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Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you

And once the more zealous members are gone, let's face it, want to grow old with there kids and family. And if you getting busted for leading the coalition isn't a huge deal to them. So, once your gone, the risk to THOSE people would theoretically subside immediately by virtue of the impetus for what's happening being exposed and thus ending the conflict.
Hym "Not everyone is as invested in the cover up as you. Or old. Once the zealots are gone the people who don't actually care that the zealots are gone will act out of sheer self-preservation. Theoretically speaking of course. And you know, an assassination like that must clearly have been PLANNED. Right? You would have to know where Charlie Kirk was going to be. Find a viable bird's nest by casing the place beforehand. Find a way to get the gun to the sniper's den without being seen. And then you would need an escape route that avoids cameras. A place you could change your clothes in case you were seen as you fled. A get-away car. A route that would avoid both police on the way to the shooting and traffic cameras. And then you would need to drive the speed limit all the way home to resume your daily life without interrupting your work schedule in such a way that it draws suspicion. This guy clearly didn't just wake up one morning and say 'Hey imma do a murder right-quick.' No. This was PLANNED."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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