intoxicity

One's level of drunkenness, how intoxicated you have become.

What was my intoxicity level last night?

by JDollar January 4, 2009

rim soft INTOXICATED

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

intextible

Derives from "insensible."

When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.

Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"

Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."

Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"

by bubastis March 6, 2010

Intoxicated

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004

intoxicatee

A member of a group where the intention is to get intoxicated together.

For the sake of the other intoxicatees...

by M. Waters January 11, 2009

Intoxicatee

A member of a group where the intention is to get intoxicated together.

For the sake of the other intoxicatees...

by M. Waters January 11, 2009

Intoxifornication

The act of getting laid after a heavy night of drinking.

Tonight I feel like a little Intoxifornication. We are going to get shitfaced and screw all night long!

by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008