a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"
Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
by the my thpathe kid September 14, 2006
Get the internetmug. 
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Paul: Have guys check out my internet!
Jon: Your too poor to have internet!
Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.
Jon: Your too poor to have internet!
Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.
by Imammyself July 30, 2009
Get the Internetmug. 1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
by Mike Coolo April 11, 2008
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Get the internetmug. A society that's been completely overtaken by extremely hateful youths and late adolescents who have made themselves the center of their own universe and who persecute anyobody who has an opinion differing from their own.
by Bonk! Bonk! September 18, 2004
Get the the internetmug.