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Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.
Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.
by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016
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Instapornography

sending and receiving of porn pics and videos on instagram
'i kinda guessed what Larraine's post was all about' 'what?' 'instapornography'
by colt ace July 29, 2017
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Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.
My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.
by basilbrush October 19, 2017
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Instabrawl

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.
I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.
by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018
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instapost

Publication made at the moment, and can be either a photo or a normal publication, as long as it is done at the exact moment that the occasion is happening.
Look, this actor just did an "instapost" about his new movie.
I like your "instapost" about your book.
How intriguing his "instapost" about that new movie
by MKSavior June 22, 2018
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instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise
As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"
by canunot831 March 21, 2019
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instabond

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature
Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.
by Courage! September 11, 2019
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