Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011

Backflip Insertion

The act of doing a backflip and landing it while sticking your penis into someone’s asshole.

My friend watches way too much Backflip Insertion

by FrenchRolls November 3, 2017

(insert word)

(insert something about sex)

Bob:(insert word)
Urban Dictionary:(sexualizes)
Bob:Why?

by Asarian August 24, 2019

Napolian insertion

its where you have a hole in the front of your pants and the girl you are with has a hole in the back of her pants, as she sits down on your lap your junk goes straight up her ass!

The girl that was just sittin on my lap got a Napolian insertion.

by a wee little boy March 23, 2010

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 21, 2019

Kazakhstanian insert

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.

Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo

by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022

Tactical Insertion

Getting head while playing Call of Duty

Tactical Insertion

by Boomshaka 001 April 25, 2010