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The immaculate sasquatch

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.
Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.
by Iffyclover September 16, 2019
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inoculate

Controlled exposure to an infectious agent (virus/bacteria) to build immunity to the agent.

Also, controlled exposure to an infectious idea or propaganda, so as to build up resistance to the idea.
Bob is a staunch democrat and liberal but will often show up at Republican rallies to inoculate himself...
by AxonL November 4, 2017
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Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS)

The most extreme possible form of a combination of both urolagnia (urine drinking) and coprophagia (feces consumption), Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) is the consumption of lesbian human urine and feces directly from the urethra (pee hole) and/or anus (asshole) of a Lesbian Dominatrix/Mistress into the consuming lesbian's mouth and swallowing it.

Typically, and Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has been trained in precise bladder and bowel control and is able to produce mass quantities of her female liquid and solid wastes into her lesbian slave's mouth at will.

Additionally, a Lesbian IBS Dominatrix has full mastery of her daily diet giving her the knowledge of what foods and liquids to consume, when to consume them, in what quantities and order to consume them, and can accurately predict the exact day (and usually time of day) their related feminine urine and feces will be excreted from her genitalia.

It should be noted, the most proficient Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes (usually found in Amsterdam, Paris, London, Bangkok and Las Vegas) can even predict the detailed textures, colors and smells (and intensity of those smells) of their feminine bodily excretions.

Lesbian IBS Dominatrixes can charge large fees for these activites, up to $5000 an hour depending on her virginity, age, beauty, abilities, bladder/intestinal capacity and fame. Some of these ladies even charge by physical measurement (ounce, pound, quart, liter, gram, kilogram, etc). Fees may be paid by consuming lesbians, spectators, slaves or a combination of any or all.

In 2008, it was rumored Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra were each paid $1,000,000 for a week of lesbian bondage, forced hot-piss enemas and Immaculate Body Service by a rich 26-year-old socialite and her sexy mom from Washington DC.
Audrey: What is the first thing I need to do to get ready for our lesbian sex with Paris and Carmen? I really want to impress them both. They are soooo sexy!

Judi: You are NOT having any SEX with them, my dear little girl! Instead, Paris, Carmen and myself will be using you as a Lesbian Human Toilet. I have ordered Paris to also bring her Lesbian Queening Stool.

The best thing you can do, Audrey, is stick your slender fingers in your mouth and vomit up all the food in your girl-stomach right now and get ready to be filled with a million dollars of Hollywood star excretions. Paris calls it Lesbian Immaculate Body Service (IBS) !

Audrey: Oh my god!, the thought makes me SICK!

Judi: Good, just the thing to clean out your digestive track!
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 23, 2009
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inculate

inculate
v. inculated, inculating, inculates

1. To engage in anal sex, especially to give it.

2. To insert something in one's anus.

3. (vulgar) To anally rape.


n. inculation

1. Anal sex.


adj. inculatory

1. Pertaining to, or being characterised by anal sex.



-Derived from the French "enculer," (to have anal sex with), from the root -cul-, a passage with access only at one end.
"It is a bad idea to inculate a person with severe diarrhoea."

"To avoid severe discomfort, internal haemorrhage, chafing, and infection, be sure to use lubricant and condoms during inculation."

"The sex that takes place in prisons is primarily inculatory."
by ATK August 22, 2005
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The Immaculate Cumback

the act of anal sex with an ex-girlfriend and after the sex you come on her back
I was drunk at a party and i hooked up with my ex and gave her the immaculate cumback.
by Pang™ October 4, 2006
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Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
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Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.
by Scrumpmeister November 15, 2018
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